Our FOURTH production for Halloween has Premiered! You can now enjoy “Jeff Niles Presents: POEtic License”! http://the4077th.blogspot.com/2014/10/jeff-niles-presents-poetic-license.html and if you haven’t listened to all THREE parts of “Lance Hardwick Mysteries: Her Kisses Were Steamy but… Oh, Those Cthulhu Boobs” they are found here: http://the4077th.blogspot.com/p/lance-hardwick-mysteries.html We decided to create comedies for Halloween! Enjoy!
All three episodes of “Her Kisses Were Steamy but… Oh, Those Cthulhu Boobs” have been released!
Go here to listen to them all!
Also we are creating a WIKI for fans to learn more about our characters! You will soon be able to read about the people who populate our worlds and the actors who play thems: http://4077th-all-better-audio.wikia.com/wiki/4077th_/_All_Better_Audio_Wiki
“Lance Hardwick Mysteries: Her Kisses Were Steamy but… Oh, Those Cthulhu Boobs!” – Our new series! It’s a 1947 Radio Mystery!
Lance will be posting exclusive messages on Facebook. How can he do that from 1947? Listen to Episode TWO on Oct 8th and find out!
Remember this is supposed to be a 1947 Radio Serial!
Jeff Niles and I at the 4077th have two brand new productions coming in October for Halloween.
And a Brand New series called “Lance Hardwick Mysteries”!
“Her Kisses Were Steamy But… OH, Those Cthulhu Boobs!” is a three episode story which is told as a 1947 Radio Serial! It will be presented in Mono with limited FX and music. This is a NEW continuing series from the 4077th filled with lots of Sexual Innuendos and Double Entendres! Jeff plays Lance Hardwick (The Americanized version of his original name Lazer Horowitz) a sort of Paranormal Investigator/Gumshoe and Yiddisha Detective! His sidekick is Dick Reardon (played by Viktor Aurelius) is a young stupid klutz who Lance continually abuses for his amusement but says it’s to teach the boy to someday be a GREAT Investigator like his Idol and Boss. In this first adventure Lance and Dick, along with their drowsy receptionist Gay Schlafen (which means “Go to Sleep” in Yiddish, played by Rachel Rumler) and Agent Ace Stompers, an inept Government Special Agent (played by Jonithan Patrick Russell) will try to discover why young men are being found dead after they were seen on a date with a Voluptuous Blonde woman named Betty! Little do they know, Betty’s breasts are POSSESSED by EVIL and are FROM BEYOND the understanding of Humanity! They are also able to suck the life out of men who are unfortunate enough to be lured by her sexual charms!
More stories will follow in this comedy series which parodies classic Serials from the Golden Age of Radio! Lance will soon battle Nazis, The Red Menace, Monsters, Aliens and others who are trying to destroy America!
A VERY special thanks goes out to Jeff Ö’Brien for the inspiration to create this first adventure! He talked about “Cthulhu Boobs” on my radio show and Jeff Niles and I ran with the idea! I would LOVE to see what he comes up with! He is the man behind Big Boobenstein and “Splatterhouse Rules“.
Visit our website at the 4077th for all of our Productions: http://the4077th.blogspot.com/
We released more episodes of Victoria! Empress of the Universe! My Steampunk inspired Sci-Fi Adventure series where Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are sent to Mars by Queen Victoria to solve a mystery!
June 2013 – Episode 3 – The Thorns of a Dilemma
Feb 2014 – Episode 4 – The Empty Spaceship
In September 2013 we released “Two-Thirty Appointment”
We all hate going to the Doctor. We worry and stress about it. Andrew Brockford has an appointment with Doctor Campbell at 2:30. Andrew likes him and feels better after his visits. So why should we worry? Perhaps after you hear Andrew’s tale… you may want to reconsider YOUR next appointment!
October 2013 we released “Clucks at Night” a quirky tale about a Vampire Rooster based on the short story written by Rocky Karlage.
Feb 2014 we released “Jeff Niles Presents: She Wore a Soul Razor on Her Thigh” my Futuristic Noir Detective tale!
March 2014 we released “Jeff Niles Presents: GRAVITAS”:
2. a dramatic story set on a dead world. A lone survivor deals with his own Mortality – as well as his Humanity.
May 2014 we released “Jeff Niles Presents: The Oz Job“. A modern retelling of the Wizard of Oz story told as a Casino Heist! Rated R for Adult Language, Sexual References and Violence.
And finally I was involved in wonderful comedy piece! “Doctor Watson and the Unwelcome Critique” where I play Mr. Fotherwell from The Strand Magazine!
It was a companion piece to the Lost Pilot Episode of the Misadventures of Sherlock Holmes Series that final surfaced after MANY years! “Sherlock Holmes and the Taxing Problem”
I really must apologize AGAIN for ignoring my own website. I post my poems and recordings here on the “Whispers from the Voice” page of my site whenever I premier them on my radio show “Whispers in the Dark” on Blog Talk Radio. I also use this site as storage for all the audio productions with Jeff Niles at the 4077th! But I neglect to post WHAT those productions are here! I am sorry.
I do post EVERYTHING to ALL of my Facebook pages. If you are a fan follow me on them. Here’s the list. Please “LIKE” all of them too!:
My Main Facebook Page – Updates on EVERYTHING I do!
Whispers in the Dark – Blog Talk Radio FB Page – Updates on all my Radio shows!
All Better Audio FB Page – My other Radio show and Production company with Jeff Niles
Lilith’s Children FB Page – My 10 Episode Epic! (Eventually there will be more)
Victoria! Empress of the Universe FB Page – Updates for my Steampunk / Sci-Fi Epic!
Viktor Aurelius Fan FB Page – Please “Like” my work here!
Comics About Girls – Another Radio show with Atari Stacey!
The 4077th Productions – Our Audio Production Website FB page
I have a Pinterist page
I also have a few Sound Cloud pages:
Viktor Aurelius – Where you can listen to “Victoria! Empress of the Universe”
4077th/All Better Audio – Where you can listen to Jeff Niles Presents!
The next Post will list ALL of my recent productions!
I decided to change things a bit on my website. I hope you like it!
The third and final episode of “Behold the Beauty” has been released. This Adult Fairy tale written by Megan Hussey has been a roller coaster of emotions from the beginning. It is rated NC-17 and contains sexual content, but it is a wonderful story of love, equality and understanding with the moral: How a person is perceived is not necessarily who or what they truly are.
Megan’s story is like the classic “Beauty and the Beast” tale but told from a different point-of-view. A handsome Prince meets a woman whose beauty and love are over-flowing from the inside, but her fiery red hair, her earthy demeanor and her magical healing ways are not what “civilized society” would deem as “lady-like”. The Prince recognizes her for what and who she truly is…. a caring, wonderful woman that he wants to know and love. But when these stories are told, you know there are always forces at play against such happiness.
Visit the 4077th and listen to the series: http://the4077th.blogspot.com/p/behold-beauty.html
All Better Audio and the 4077th just released Episode 2 of “Behold the Beauty”, the Adult (NC-17 rated) Audio Production based on the story by Megan Hussey.
It is a 3-Episode “Beauty and the Beast” story in reverse!
Go to the 4077th’s website and listen to parts one and two…. ONLY if you are 17 and above! It does contain Adult/Sexual content.